Top 10 Ways to Look AMERICAN abroad

Take my word for it, I know.

1. Talk loudly while walking down sidewalks.
2. When someone asks you for directions, respond: "we're not from around here."
3. Carry bags that could fit you and all your company.
4. Call coaches buses.
5. Go to every cafe and ask if they have "wi-fi."
6. Wear sneakers.
7. Pull out a Tube map- on the Tube.
8. Laugh.
9. Smile.
10. Ask for "coffee" at a coffee shop. (I know, who knew).